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Trắc nghiệm tâm lý
Chồng bàn với vợ:
- Anh đặt lên bàn ba thứ để xem con mình sẽ lấythứ gì. Nếu nó lấy tờ 100 USD, tương lai nó sẽ là nhà tài chính.Nếu lấy cây viết, nó sẽ là nhà văn, còn nếu cầm quyển kinh thì nósẽ làm linh mục.
Lát sau, cậu con vào phòng vớ cả ba thứ rồi chạyra ngoài. Trong khi vợ còn đần mặt trước tình huống bất ngờ, chồng lẩm bẩm:
- Phương án thứ tư...
Vợ sốt ruột hỏi:
- Là sao hở anh?
- Là ăn cướp chứ còn sao nữa!
Truyện cười số 4:
Báo cảnh sát quốc tế ra ngày 7-02-2003 có đăng CON VẬT KỲ LẠ
Một cô gái tóc vàng xinh đẹp dáo để đi về quê thăm bà con. Bên vệ đường cô nhìn thấy một con vật rất kỳ lạ, nên thắc mắc hỏi một nông dân đứng gần đó:
- Xin bác giải thích cho cháu biết vì sao con bò này không có sừng ạ?
Ông ta ngước đầu lên nhìn sững vào cô ta một lúc rồi từ từ giải thích:
- Thưa bà, có những con vật có sức mạnh phi thường hay dùng cái sừng của mình để gây tai hoạ. Do đó chúng tôi phải đối phó với chúng bằng cách dùng cưa cắt cho ngắn bớt. Sau đó nhểu lên đó vài giọt axit cho cặp sừng không bao giờ mọc được nữa. Còn trường hợp con bò này không có sừng, bởi vì nó là… con ngựa ạ!
Truyện cười số 5:
BỐ KẺ BỊ NẠN
Một vụ tai nạn giao thông vừa xảy ra ngoài phố. Mọi người tò mò chen lấn vòng trong vòng ngoài để xem. Một anh línhđến chậm không tài nào vào xem được. Tức quá, anh ta liền hét toáng lên:
- Tôi là bố kẻ bị nạn đây!
Mọi người kinh ngạc quay lại nhìn và vội vã giãn ra cho anh ta vào. "Kẻ bị nạn" là một... chú chó vừa bị xe cán chết.
Truyện cười số 6:
THUA 3 -1 NHƯNG CÒN LÃI 7 ĐỒNG
Một gã trẻ tuổi gặp một ông già. Đang huênh hoangmuốn khoe trình độ mình hơn người, gã bèn rủ:
- Tôi với ông so kiến thức bằng cách đố nhaunhé!
Ông già đắn đo, gã bèn đặt thêm điều kiện:
- Nếu thắng ông được 10 đồng, nếu thua ông chỉmất 1 đồng thôi!
- Nhất trí, anh đố trước đi.
- Thế tay nào lên vũ trụ đầu tiên?
Ông già không trả lời, lẳng lặng rút tờ 1 đồngtrả cho gã trẻ tuổi. Được thể, hắn hỏi tiếp:
- Thế ai phát minh ra định luật bảo toàn khối lượng?
Chịu. Lại 1 tờ nữa.
- Thôi, anh đố nhiều rồi. Để tôi đố anh 1 câu được không?
- Đồng ý!
- Con gì lên đồi bằng 2 chân, còn xuống đồi bằng 3 chân?
Sau một hồi lâu suy nghĩ, gã thanh niên quyết định rút tờ 10 đồng ra, đưa cho đối thủ và hỏi lại:
- Không biết! Thế con gì đấy hả ông?
Ông già lẳng lặng rút tiếp tờ 1 đồng đưa cho gã trẻ.
Truyện cười số 7:
TRƯỢT CHÂN
Chuyện kể rằng: Có một hồ nước thiêng ở Canada. Ai muốn ước gì cứ nói lời ước của mình rồi nhảy xuống hồ tắm là được toại nguyện. Thế là mọi người từ khắp nơi trên thế giới kéo nhau đến rất đông. Người thì ước thành gấu trắng, người thì muốn thành đại bàng và có người còn ước thành hoa anh đào nữa. Có một anh đến bên hồ, hấp tấp thế nào lại trượt chân, vội thốt lên "Oh,SHIT!" và ... rơi tõm xuống hồ.
Chủ Nhật, 21 tháng 12, 2014
Chủ Nhật, 12 tháng 1, 2014
How to Add Subscribe Button to Blogger
The RSS subscribe button let your visitors to subscribe and easily add your blog to their favorite RSS services. When visitors like your content and want to read your blog thorough RSS news readers then they will click on the feed button on your blog.
So to add a subscribe button to Blogger, you need to find a big, beautiful RSS icon. Download it and upload it to your image hosting service (Google Picasa is a good option) and get the URL.
Now go to Layout tab and add a "HTML/JavaScript" gadget. Add the following code into it and save it. You can also write something into the gadget to tell your readers to subscribe.
<a href="http://example.blogspot.com/Feed-Address" title="Subscribe to RSS"><img alt="Subscribe to RSS" src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_dzq0x75P67s/S-eNuEhHhAI/AAAAAAAABfo/pxusYgKjxu4/s800/feed-icon-orange-48.png" /></a>
Explanation
Change
Feed-Address with your feed URL. Generally your post feed URL will be:http://example.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/defaultBut if your feeds are redirected to FeedBurner then URL will be:
http://feeds.feedburner.com/name-of-the-feed
Some of you may also want to add comment RSS for which URL will be:
http://example.blogspot.com/feeds/comments/defaultIf you want to change the image then find the below URL and change it with your hosted image:
http://lh3.ggpht.com/_dzq0x75P67s/S-eNuEhHhAI/AAAAAAAABfo/pxusYgKjxu4/s800/feed-icon-orange-48.pngNote
exampleactually will be your blog address such as:http://simplebloggertutorials.blogspot.com/
How to Configure and Setup FeedBurner for Blogger
Adding and Claiming Your Blog’s Feed
Step 1: Log in to FeedBurner and write your blog’s feed address in “Burn a feed right this instant”. This is where claiming process starts. Your feed address will be:
http://example.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default
Step 2: On the next page, enter your desired feed title and give a name to the feed address.
This address will be your blog’s feed address from where your readers will subscribe, so choose a title that goes with your blog’s title or niche. It will be like:
http://feeds.feedburner.com/Your-Blog-Name
When it is done, click the "Next" button again.
Step 3: On next page it will tell you that you are done with setting up your FeedBurner address.
So the primary setup is done. You have successfully claimed your blog’s feed and got yourself a new feed address. From this point, your blog’s feeds will be redirected to this FeedBurner URL. Now again click “Next”.
Configure FeedBurner
Step 4: It is in this page where you can get stats of general traffic level for your feed. So check the options that you want to have.
Again click "Next".
Step 5: You are done with setting up FeedBurner with your blog’s feed.
Redirect Blogger Feeds to FeedBurner
It is very important to redirect your blog’s feed so that you don't leave your readers behind when they want to subscribe to your blog.
Step 6: Now log in to your Blogger account, go to Settings > Other tab of your blog and navigate to "Site feed".
Next find “Post Feed Redirect URL” and add your FeedBurner address and save it. Here you can also select whether to allow your readers to get the full or short feed by selecting the proper length of the feed in "Allow Blog Feeds".
You are now finished with setting up and redirecting your feeds. Now tell your readers to subscribe by adding a subscribe button.
Thứ Sáu, 10 tháng 1, 2014
Flat News Documentation by Tien Nguyen v1.4
Table of Contents
Installation
Upload Blog DataOPTIONAL
Add Social Links
Upload Logo
Work with Main Menu
Work with Sub Menu
Edit Break
Work with home design
Use shortcodes
Advance Editor
Enable Mobile Template
Enable Your Blog to Anyone
Enable Full Feed
Enable Search Preference
Date Time Settings
Comment Picker
Warning
- Installation - top
- Upload Blog Data (optional) - top
- Add Social Links - top
- Upload Logo- top
- Edit Break- top
- Work with home design - top
- Use shortcodes - top
- Advance Editor - top It's very simple to change advance settings of this template. Access to Template tab, click Customize button
- Enable Mobile Template - top
- Enable Your Blog to Anyone - top Flat News use json feed to display your posts on home page and shortcodes. So you blog must be publised to everyone. Private blogs can not use this template.
- Enable Full Feed - top Access Settings menu and choose Other settings. Click drop-down list at Allow Blog Feed option, then choose Full. After that, click Save settings button at the top right corner.
- Enable Search Preference - top To improve your blog SEO, please enable Blogger Search Preferences. Access your Settings menu, choose Search preferences tab and click Edit link on Meta tags section
- Date Time Settings - top
- Comment Picker - top
- Warning - top
Open your purchase folder, you will see a folder with name ***-template-xml. Open it, and find the newest version with name***-template-version-X-X.xml.
Open the XML file with a text editor (Notepad or something like that). Then select all text and copy (Ctrl+A, Ctrl+C in Window).
In Editor HTML window, select all old code and paste the new code that you copied from the release file into code field. Then, click Save template.
This step is only for testing blog (if you want test this template before apply to your main blog). Don't apply this step to your main blog.
Access your blog Settings / Other. In Blog tools, click Import Blog.
Now, target to your blog data in your purchase folder / ***-demo-blog-data / blog-mm-dd-yyyy.xml
After upload, input captcha, check Automatically publish all imported posts and click Import Blog.
After install the template, access your blog Layout, and click Edit link on Social widget:
In Configure Link List, input your social link in New Site URL and your description in New Site Name, then click Add Link.Repeat again until you input all your links, then click Save.
Access your blog Layout > click Edit link on Header widget
Access your blog Layout, you will see a section has grey background, that was labeled with big text "Main menu section". Under the label is the link "Add a Gadget", you will use this link to add Link List widgets (or Label widgets) into main menu, no limit number of widgets.
As default, I had already added 2 widgets into main menu for you: 1 Link List widget (with name: Custom Links) and 1 Labelwidget (with name: Label Links). So in this guide, we will modify these widgest first.
Click Edit link on Custom Links widget.
In Configure Link List window, input your item link in New Site URL field, and item name in New Site Name field, then clickAdd Link. Example: New Site URL is "http://yourblogurl.com" and New Site Name is "Home". Do the same steps to add another links. Until added all links, click Save to apply.
Back to your Layout, click Edit link on Label Links widget.
In Configure Labels window, check Selected Labels and click edit. At Display section, check List. At Select labels to show section, click none link to deselect all labels, then check into the label names that you want to show on Main menu.
Access your blog Layout, you will see a section has light yellow background, that was labeled with big text "Sub menu section". Under the label is the link "Add a Gadget", you will use this link to add Link List widgets (or Label widgets) intoSub menu, no limit number of widgets.
As default, I had already added 2 widgets into sub menu for you: 1 Label widget (with title: Life Style) and 1 Link List widget (with title: Health). So in this guide, we will modify these widgets first.
The related rule between main menu and sub menu is:
The title of widget in sub menu must be similar with the name of a link (or label) in main menu.
Example: I created a link with name "Home" in Main menu section. If I want it has a sub menu, I must add (or modify) a widget with title "Home" in Sub menu section.
Now, we had 2 widgets in Sub menu section. Just click edit link on them, input data and modify their titles.
Click Edit link on BREAK widget (black background) and choose the labels you want to show on break section.
You can also input another title for this widget.
Flat News supported you build your own home design. In you blog Layout admin, you will see a section has light yellow background that was labeled with name "Flexible Home Layout". You can add Label widgets to this section by click Add a Gadget link under the label.
The structure of widget title will decide how the widget will display on home page. Structure of widget title must like below:
Display_Name[Design_Type](Number_Item)
Display_Name: the name you want to show on home page.
Design_Type: is the design of widget will show on home page. We support 8 types: hot, three, dark, two, oneleft,oneright, slider and combine. All must be lowercase.
Number_Item: this optional, default is 5 items will be displayed if you not use this parameter.
As default, I already added 8 Label widgets with 8 diffrent types into Flexible Home Layout section. You must click Edit link of each, input title follow the above structure and choose ONLY ONE label that you want to show for that widget.
Input title and choose a label, then click Save. Do the same for others. You can also drag & drop / add / remove widgets to build your own home design.
Flat News support three shortcodes as below:
Show recent posts:
<div class="recent-posts"></div>
Show recent comments
<div class="recent-comments"></div>
Show random posts
<div class="random-posts"></div>
To use shorcodes, you can input them in content of any HTML widgets. As default, I had already added 3 HTML widgets for you in Layout.
Click Edit link of each. In Configure HTML/Javascript window, input your appropriate shortcode into Content field then click Save.
Click Edit link of each. In Configure HTML/Javascript window, input your appropriate shortcode into Content field then click Save.
To specific number of posts show in shortcodes, you can add "number" attribute, example:<div class="random-posts" number="3"></div>
In Blogger Template Designer window, click Advanced tab, then click an element name that you want to customize and choose all settings you like. When finish, click Apply to Blog
After you apply mobile version for this template, Advance Editor will be disabled. This is official bug of Blogger. So, please make sure, you used Advance Editor to change all settings you want before do this step.
As default, Blogger will use its own template for you blog on mobile. So if you want to use Flat News template on mobile devices, please enable it first.Access your Template menu and click on Gear button of Mobile template.
In Choose mobile template window, check "No. Show desktop template on mobile devices." option, then click Savebutton.
To enable your blog to anyone, access Settings menu and choose Basic settings. Then click Edit of Blog Readers option.
In Blog Readers radio options, choose Anybody and click Save changes.
Next, check Yes option, then type your Blog Description into the text field and click Save changes.
Access Layout. Click Edit link on Blog Posts gadget.
In the Configure Blog Posts window, you will see a field with value “at” (under “Post By” setting). Please change date of this field and your post date will be nice looking.
Flatnew supported 3 comment systems: default threaded comment of Blogger, Facebook comment and Disqus comment. You can choose to use only one comment system or combine two of them together.
To pick comment systems, access Layout. Click Edit link on Blog Posts gadget.
In the Configure Blog Posts window, you will pick comment systems by input their names in Post page link text field. We support 3 names: default, facebook, disqus. You can combine two of them by separate their names by "-". Example, combine default with facebook comment system like the demo blog, you can input default-facebook. After input, click Saveto enjoy.
If you pick disqus comment system, you must input disqus short name for it. To do that, edit DISQUS SHORTNAME widget in you blog Layout.
After DISQUS SHORTNAME widget appeared, input your Disqus shortname to Content field and click Save.
Where you can get Disqus shortname. Access your Disqus Admin and choose Settings
Then scroll down to Site Indetify, you will see the shortname there.
Blogger has some official bugs, so I just let you know to avoid them. One of them are when you click Save arrangement inPages menu, the page list will auto change to Don't show status. That's why please never click Save arrangement button.
In case you clicked, you can choose Top tabs from Show pages as list, and click Save arrangement again.
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